Richard Reese

Say hello to Richard, the undisputed emperor of horse handicapping! His predictive powers are so mighty, he can forecast the winner of a race before the jockeys even know they're in a race. He's like a wizard with a crystal ball, except his crystal ball is a giant horseshoe and his wizard hat is a helmet made of bacon. But Richard's talent doesn't stop at picking horses. He's also a hot dog-eating legend, having once gobbled down an entire hot dog cart while simultaneously betting on every race at the track. He's even been known to wear a hot dog necklace as a good luck charm, which he claims helps him "connect with the wiener energy of the universe." When Richard isn't at the track, he's out living his best life. He's been to space, climbed the tallest mountain in the galaxy, and won a staring contest with the sun. He's also an acclaimed musician, having once played a guitar solo so electrifying that it caused a lightning storm in the middle of a race. Richard's love for horse racing runs deep, and he's always analyzing track conditions, studying horse form, and communing with the equine gods. He's even been known to communicate with horses through interpretive dance, which he claims helps him understand their thoughts and feelings. So if you ever see a man at the track wearing a hot dog necklace, a bacon helmet, and a cape made of horsehair, that's Richard. He's the one screaming at the top of his lungs, chanting the names of the horses he's picked to win. Follow his picks, and you'll be sure to come out a winner. Just be prepared to ride the lightning all the way to the bank!